Cameron Diaz ruins another man?

Cameron Diaz ruins clean cut, handsome men. You don't believe me? Fine.

Exhibit A

Jared Leto pre-Cameron was a fresh faced brooder with piercing blue eyes.
Jared Leto during Cameron was a dirty, bearded scrub with piercing blue eyes.
Jared Leto post Cameron is a femme goth boy with piercing blue eyes.

Exhibit B

Justin Timberlake pre-Cameron was a clean cut, curly haired sweetheart.
Justin Timberlake during Cameron was a dirty, bearded scrub with a really grumpy side (still love you though)
Just Timberlake post Cameron is cleaning up but obviously the after affects are still lingering which is evidenced by his clean cut hair and shorter neck beard. (still love you though)

Now...she is reported dating Bradley Cooper. The epitome of clean cut! Just see Wedding Crashers if you don't know what I mean. I can only imagine the downward spiral that will occur in his cleanliness if he continues down this self destructive path. I guess we'll just have to see.

Oh and Cameron...stay away from John Mayer! He just came back to us in hygieneville...we're not ready to lose him to the dark side again just yet.