Snapshots into my brain...proceed with caution

Has anyone smelled the new Mariah Carey perfume? It actually smells like low class whore.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/23/mariah-carey-macys/

I love Gwen Stefani.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/24/gwen-stefani-interpreter-of-style/

Have you seen Tom Cruise lately? His hair is really scaring me. I can't think of anything to compare it to.
http://http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/23/tom-cruise-security-guard-sandwich/

I love Jake Gyllenhaal so I couldn't care less if he isn't with Reese, is with Reese, Reese is a beard...whatever. I do know this, you can't hang out with anyone if your a celebrity without speculation. I speculate that I enjoy these two beautiful people and seeing them together. I also speculate that I would like to share the pretty with you.
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2007/10/24/oh-please-reese-witherspoon-and-jake-gyllenhaal-come-out-as-a-couple-during-a-romantic-trip-to-rome/

Stay tuned, there is a new PS I Love You Poster that turns me into Jello.

That's all for today folks.