Manliest Men??

It came to my attention that web users have voted on the top 50 manliest men at www.askmen.com. Of course, being the guy crazy loser that I am, I had to check it out.

I am mostly unimpressed.

First...let me point out, I am taking the title of this list very literally. Manly men.

Gerard Butler is number 49.......

Point, whether he is your type or not, he is manly.

He is the epitome of manly.

If you looked beside man in the dictionary, Gerard Butler's picture would be there.

Gerard Butler = Man

He's so manly his name should be Man McManly

Do I make myself clear?

Now let me list the "men" who were farther up on the list than Gerry.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers-pretty...very unmanly #46

Ryan Gosling-talented, nice looking...not manly #45

Shia Labeuf...not only unmanly but is a boy! Is he even in his 20's yet? GAWD. #30

Kanye West. He throws tantrums...need I say more? #28

RYAN SEACREAST??? WHAT? #27??????

Tiger Woods-I want to pinch his cheeks he's so cute #25

Leo DiCaprio hahahahahahahahahahaha #22

Brad Pitt made #12. I agree he should be somewhere on this list but lower on the manly scale.

Justin Timberlake #5. We all know I love Justin. But this is not the type of list I would put him on. Especially not at #5. Great dancers list? Yes. Good body list? Yes. Manly? Not so much.

Men I agree with on the list:

Christian Bale

George Clooney

Daniel Craig

Matt Damon (again, I would put him a little lower than Christian, George, Daniel and Gerard but he definitely makes top 10)

I guess my definition of what makes a man manly is wayyy off. Please leave comments. I really want to know what other people think.

Snapshots into my brain...proceed with caution

Has anyone smelled the new Mariah Carey perfume? It actually smells like low class whore.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/23/mariah-carey-macys/

I love Gwen Stefani.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/24/gwen-stefani-interpreter-of-style/

Have you seen Tom Cruise lately? His hair is really scaring me. I can't think of anything to compare it to.
http://http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/10/23/tom-cruise-security-guard-sandwich/

I love Jake Gyllenhaal so I couldn't care less if he isn't with Reese, is with Reese, Reese is a beard...whatever. I do know this, you can't hang out with anyone if your a celebrity without speculation. I speculate that I enjoy these two beautiful people and seeing them together. I also speculate that I would like to share the pretty with you.
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2007/10/24/oh-please-reese-witherspoon-and-jake-gyllenhaal-come-out-as-a-couple-during-a-romantic-trip-to-rome/

Stay tuned, there is a new PS I Love You Poster that turns me into Jello.

That's all for today folks.

When you are at the top....

Every one wants to bring you down....

Hater #1

Jermain Dupri

http://www.hollyscoop.com/justin-timberlake/jermaine-dupri-blasts-justin-timberlake_13172.aspx

Jermain? Did you just comment on someone else's looks? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Hater #2

http://www.take40.com/action/newsdetail?articleId=13475

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Justin+Timberlake-42390.html

http://www.abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=3741605&page=1

Awwww Lanth are you upset that Justin's career went way further than yours did?

I know what you should do! Write a tell all book that people will only read because they want to hear what you have to say about Justin and Britney!

Sounds to me like someone had bittercakes for breakfast.

I Should Be So Lucky

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=10&evt=hugh-birthday&pic=hugh-jackman-39th-birthday-05.jpg

What we are seeing here is Hugh Jackman as the picture of perfection that he is. An engaged, energetic, fun family man who's clothes cling to his bulging and defined body.

I can die happy now.

Lou Perlman is going down

For those of you who have no idea who Lou Perlman is...he's the oozing, lecherous, disgusting bastard who created Backstreet Boys and O-Town and managed and financially backed groups such as New Kids on The Block and N Sync.

And by financially backed I mean made a lot of money off them all while giving them none.
And by managed I mean wanted to have sex with them.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=302079

Is this Clay Aiken?

Listen, I'm not one to pick on people's weight but holy Clay....it just doesn't carry well on you.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=10&evt=clay-bush&pic=clay-aiken-jenna-bush-book-launch-01.jpg

Britney Please...come back

Le Sigh.

http://http//www.people.com/people/article/0,,20082170,00.html